We’d like to have faith that you made good life choices Friday night, but we can tell that Saturday night blurred into Sunday brunch. The only absolution we can offer is that Monday morning, your co-workers won’t be able to smell it on you.
We applaud you living your best life. Get dirty. Stay clean.
All of our worst ingredients contained within a bar of solid gold glycerin; a slow draw of tobacco to set the mood, oatmeal-stout beer to strike up a conversation, bourbon whiskey for when you feel frisky, and a shot of hot espresso for the morning after.
Please note: Each bar of soap is made to exacting specifications, with a pre-determined fragrance ratio to ensure proper self-care routine. Please keep an open mind, consider the elements involved, and enjoy the fragrance.
Processing your order may take 2 to 3 business days.
We ship worldwide!